Over the past year we’ve been in secret discussions on StarWars.com’s public Discord voice channel –using our real names as usernames- with deep undercover sources, working right next to Pablo Hidalgo’s office at Lucasfilm, about the next Star Wars stand-alone film. And while we know everything about it, we can’t talk about it yet because Tom […]
In “The Force Awakens” we learn Snoke is the Supreme Leader of the First Order. Our sources tell us in “The Last Jedi” he is still the Supreme Leader of the First Order. Stay tuned for more exclusive revelations right here. In fact, stop reading all other Star Wars news sites. Hell, turn the whole […]
Sources tell us GAME OF THRONES show runner and writer David Benioff, who is in his final year of the HBO smash hit, was seen driving on a highway in California on the same day Lucasfilm offices were open, and will take on the duties of writing the next big Star Wars spinoff. Benioff will also write […]
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The security guard standing just off to the right of the main desk at Skywalker Ranch told us something interesting today. While walking past one of the offices, coming back from lunch –where she consumed a large plate of spaghetti smothered in Louisiana lobster sauce, with small pieces of prosciutto draped for flavor, and deep fried asparagus […]
Well, well, well, disbelievers around the Internet who have accused us of making up spoilers for hits and using the word “sources” in place of “we made this up but just trust us because we have a serious mental disorder,” NOW WE HAVE DONE IT! We’ve gotten the scoop of all scoops. The thing that […]
Our sources have been feverishly digging through the trash over at Lucasfilm in San Francisco, desperately trying to find answers to all of your pressing questions because that’s the kind of thing we will do around here to bring you the trashiest information imaginable. Thankfully, one of our garbage people (see how I said PEOPLE […]