Sources tell us GAME OF THRONES show runner and writer David Benioff, who is in his final year of the HBO smash hit, was seen driving on a highway in California on the same day Lucasfilm offices were open, and will take on the duties of writing the next big Star Wars spinoff. Benioff will also write […]
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The security guard standing just off to the right of the main desk at Skywalker Ranch told us something interesting today. While walking past one of the offices, coming back from lunch –where she consumed a large plate of spaghetti smothered in Louisiana lobster sauce, with small pieces of prosciutto draped for flavor, and deep fried asparagus […]
Well, well, well, disbelievers around the Internet who have accused us of making up spoilers for hits and using the word “sources” in place of “we made this up but just trust us because we have a serious mental disorder,” NOW WE HAVE DONE IT! We’ve gotten the scoop of all scoops. The thing that […]
Our sources have been feverishly digging through the trash over at Lucasfilm in San Francisco, desperately trying to find answers to all of your pressing questions because that’s the kind of thing we will do around here to bring you the trashiest information imaginable. Thankfully, one of our garbage people (see how I said PEOPLE […]
Our sources are telling us that Lucasfilm will announce Star Wars Episode IX will be released on the 24th of May, 2019, and NOT in December as previously reported! No other website has this amazing exclusive news! See? We told you we had sources but you didn’t believe us. So, comment below and tell us how […]
Sources tell us Gareth Edwards, “director” of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story has signed on for another Tony Gilroy Star Wars movie. We’ve been told Gilroy will, yet again, wait until after principal photography –which sources tell us Edwards calls “practice time”- to come and rescue the project from total failure. We hear Edwards […]