Our sources just dropped this massive scoop in our email that will blow minds who still think this is news even though it’s based on fan art made from art in a book released 2 years ago. This should blow you away for reasons we can’t even imagine.
Fact! Sources –FACTUAL sources- tell me that, FACT, the Han Solo stand-alone movie –and this is a FACT- will move to 3 August, 2018 to give Ron Kasdan time to finish the movie Lord & Miller couldn’t because –FACT- they suck. Stay tuned for more FACT based reporting right here on your favorite Star Wars […]
Ladies and over-privileged knob swingers, I am back from 2019 and have the first ever review –based on the 58th review posted on RottenTomatoes, on May 20th, 2019- for Star Wars – Episode IX: The New Order Rises. Now, before you freak out and point out the paradox I am creating by writing a review […]
Ladies and fukbois, I have acquired the workprint of “Star Wars – Episode VIII: The Last Jedi” and am putting it up for bids starting at 1 MILLION Bitcoins! Or 27 MeowMeowBeenz… whichever is bigger. Below is proof I have the actual workprint and you can trust me because these are clearly images taken from […]
Our source has given us a description of 5 minutes from “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and they are extraordinary. First, the source describes the music by John Williams. This source says the music is an amalgamation of most of the music in the movie. Second, it features every single character in the movie. Third, when […]
Dear readers, I have news for you all that pains me to report. Jason Ward from MakingStarWars is a fraud. You can’t believe anything he says and I have proof! In a recent posting on his “site,” Jason Ward titled an article: “The birds of Ahch-To named and a non-blood family “Reyunion” in Star Wars: […]
Sources tell us an amazing announcement is coming from Lucasfilm this coming 4th of May. Why that day? What significance does it have to Star Wars or Lucasfilm as a company? Well, when you say “May the Fourth” it sounds like “May the Force” if you have a speech impediment –not there is anything wrong […]